For Sale

One good heart. Slightly used and abused. This heart has great room for love. Some assembly will be required as it has been broken. It still works though, and once assembled it will be just like new. This heart is kind, considerate, caring, and able to accept and return all kinds of emotions. It has been through a lot, but is still strong and lasting. Guaranteed to beat for the next twenty years or your money back. So if you are in need of a strong loving heart, and are not afraid of putting one back together, act now and grab this steal of a deal before it's gone. Only $19.95, so don't delay. Willing to trade this amazing heart for another's heart. Michael.

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